More than 50 Christmas jokes, facts and details
and… Santa Claus Nast Who is Santa Claus?
(PCM) Born in Greece a few hundred years after Jesus Christ, Nicholas had previously led a very virtuous life and helped many people, especially by providing gold coins to children. Trained as a God-fearing Christian, Nicholas took all his riches with him and, following the Word of God, gave them to the poor and needy. We know he had a special love for helping the needy, children and sailors.

Santa Claus was born in the fourth century. In the 16th century, the Roman emperor Diocletian, who persecuted Christians during his reign, imprisoned them. Nikolai was tortured in prison and then released when Constantine became the new emperor. After moving to the Netherlands he adopted his mother tongue and was renamed Sinterklauss (Sinterklaas).

He continued to help children and was revered by many religions, including Catholics, Lutherans, Orthodox, and Anglicans, but some Protestants did not like the festive aspect of the saints and open-air celebrations such as Christmas. During this period, Nicholas apparently left the mainstream until he later moved to the North Pole.

The author, Washington Irving, gave the first detailed information about St. John’s. The author, Washington Irving, gave the first detailed information about St. Nick in 1809. Then, in 1823, St. Nicholas was fully Americanized in a poem by Clement Clark Moore, entitled The Visit of St. Nicholas, now known as Christmas Eve. The first image of our modern Santa Claus was illustrated by Thomas Nast, who drew a full belly Santa Claus for Harper’s Christmas editions in the late 1800s.

Santa Claus as we know him today is taken from a poem by Clemens C. Moore 1822 Besuch von St. Moore Nikolaus (also known as Christmas Eve). In many stories he was portrayed as small (like an elf), thin, brittle and tall to reach the top of the tree, and generally fat and smoky. Because there were so few witnesses, no one was sure what he looked like. Although Santa Claus stopped smoking in the 1930s, he remained in cigarette advertising until the early 1950s because of contractual obligations. Santa Claus1 In 1930, Fred Mizen painted Santa Claus drinking a bottle of coke in a crowd at the famous Barr Co. in St. John’s, Newfoundland. This visualization is the one we know most about Santa Claus as he presents himself today.

According to historians, Santa Claus has lived at the North Pole since 1820.

More than 50 Christmas jokes, quotes, facts and trivia
What motivates penguins? . . . Ice circles!

Legend has it that the good King Wenceslas sleeps with an army of knights under a mountain in Bohemia and one day he will return to save the kingdom from final danger.

Shopping malls all over the world are playing. All I want for Christmas is for you to encourage shoppers to buy things.

A deer singing to Santa on his birthday? . . . Don’t move! Don’t move!

Nobody cares that getting money for Christmas is actually a step backwards. Send in the cupcake and everyone goes crazy.

12 days means 12 days after Christmas, not 12 days before Christmas.

What do you call a giant polar bear? . . . It’s all right, run away!

In 1914, during the First World War, Christmas peace was proclaimed between the Allies and the German troops. They came out of the trenches and shook hands, exchanged gifts and even sang carols together before coming back the next day to fight.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? . . . Lost!

Bob Hope spent 48 Christmas holidays abroad between 1941 and 1991 to entertain American troops.

The famous Rockettes dance company started their career in Missouri as the Rockettes, then moved to the Roxy Theater in New York City and became the Roxyettes, and finally moved to Radio City and became the Rockettes.

What do you call a snowman on skates? . . . Snowman!

Santa Claus in the universe of Marvel Comics is the most powerful mutant Cerebro has ever discovered.

Prosthetic legs are perfect stockings.

What do you call the bells on Santa’s sled? . . . School clocks!

Giving someone a gift actually means that you trust them enough to have your fingerprints on the tape.

What are you gonna do when Santa gets stuck in your chimney? . . . Pour Santa on him!

What do you get when you fry Santa? . . . Crunchy Crunchy!

Mariah Carey says she doesn’t wish much at Christmas and then immediately follows a man’s wish.

What do you get when you cross a Bigfoot with a vampire? . . . Frostbite!

The conspiracy of the house concerns a man who is alone at Christmas and takes it upon himself to prevent thieves from stealing things. Same goes for Die Hard.

What do you get when you cross an archer with wrapping paper? . . . Hood and ribbon!

You need to sell eavestroughs with integrated LEDs so you don’t have to install Christmas lights.

What would you get if you crossed Santa Claus with a detective? . . . Santa Claus!

The gnome on the shelf does a lot to correct the bad reputation of ghost puppets.

What do you have in December that doesn’t have another month? . . . The letter D!

Rudolph Red Nose Deer is just a story a man made up to explain the flashing lights on airplanes. # mike contract theory

What about Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud? . . . Santa’s jumping over the rope!

If you see a couple kissing at the end of a Christmas movie, they are covered with potato flakes (artificial snow).

What happens when you drop a snowball in a glass of water? . . . He’s getting wet!

The traditional festive plant considered to be extremely poisonous – the poinsettia – is not really poisonous enough to kill a human or animal.

What’s a skunk’s favorite holiday song? . . . The jingle stinks!

Ordinary Christmas trees should be jealous of Christmas decorations.

The moral of Christmas in the Lamps is that no matter how bad things get in life, money will always solve your problems.

What’s the black and white you can find in the Sahara Desert? . . . A very stray penguin!

The Christmas music is almost the same 10 songs, sung differently by thousands of other people.

I’d like Santa to check his face when he comes to see me.

What is black and white, green and black and white? . . . Two penguins fighting over a pickle!

New Year’s resolutions will probably be better than New Year’s resolutions. #30-day stakes

You know what I can never remember? The other eight deer.

What is claustrophobia? . . . Fear of Santa!

If you replace toys with dancing, Footloose’s plagiarism story about Santa comes to town.

I have to say that Santa Claus walks from house to house and doesn’t steal to explain his supernatural ability to eat cookies.

What did Santa say when his toys were bad? . . . A toy becomes a toy!

Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I love Christmas! I love Christmas! – Ebenezer Scrooge

The first Christmas card was sent in 1843. In England, Henry Cole commissioned an artist to make a painting of the family sitting at the dining table. He wrote on a card: Merry Christmas and New Year.

One Christmas Day Joe and Peter built an ice rink in the middle of the field. The shepherd leading his herd decided to break up the runway. However, the sheep were afraid of the ice and did not want to cross it. Desperately, the shepherd began to pull her to the other side. Look at this, have you noticed, Peter Joe, that this guy is trying to throw sand on the ice in our eyes!

I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I’m not sure about that. But I think it’s true. You see, before he came here, it never snowed. And after that. If he wasn’t here now, I don’t think it would snow. Well, sometimes… You still see me dancing in it. – Kim Boggs # Cinocytes

Are you afraid of kicks? If that’s the case, you’re climate-phobic. Maybe you’re a thalassophobic. It’s the fear of the ocean, or the fear of heterosexuality, the fear of crossing bridges. Or maybe you’re panto-phobic. Do you think you’re panophobic? – Lucy Van Pelt

My daughter-in-law asked my grandson if he had seen Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Little Jimmy said: No, but I heard what he said when he cut his finger on the couch.

It was Christmas, and Scrooge recognized a thousand perfumes, each associated with a thousand thoughts and hopes, joy and sorrow, long forgotten. – Gonzo # Movie Quotes

The names of Santas from all over the world:
Per Noel in France
St. Martin, France Yltomten – SwedenChristmas in EnglandChristmas in GermanySanta Kurosu – RussiaSanta Kurosu – JapanYulupukki (old man) – FinlandZion Corn – WalesPopeye Noel Peru, BrazilGuiazdor (star man) – PolandYulupukki (old man) – FinlandYulupukki (old man) – FinlandPopeye Noel Peru, BrazilGuiazdor (star) – Poland

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